Why Sex is a Good Thing

We have been coming up with a humorous list of why “Sex is a Good Thing” for a new project we are working on.

We want to share the list with you to hopefully give you a laugh, but to also get your help.

After reading the list please leave us your funny comments on why you think “Sex is a good Thing”.  Here is the list:

Sex is a good thing because…

  • Without it making babies would just be no fun at all.
  • Without sex Ron Jeremy would have been an unemployed pizza delivery boy by the age of 35.
  • Have you not seen the Pam Anderson and Tommy Lee sex tape?
  • If there were no sex masturbation would just be gross.
  • Otherwise condoms would be the worst balloons ever.
  • Without sex no one would read Playboy magazine for the articles.
  • Without it the daily showering time of the average teenage boy would suddenly drop by fifteen minutes throwing teenage hygiene into a frenzy.
  • Without sex a penis would just be a huge pain in the ass with no real benefit.
  • Otherwise adult theater’s would just be dirty grimy buildings where weird people put on plays.
  • Sex prevented Pfizer, the makers of Viagra, from going bankrupt in the late nineties.
  • Without sex the term “Swinger” would solely refer to those dancers with all the crazy moves. Everyone knows that those guys don’t deserve to have a nickname all to themselves.

Now quit laughing and leave us some of your reasons below!

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